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An elaborate funeral

Elkhunter

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A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service.

Following th eulogy, the huge heart opened, and the cardiologist casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the cardiologist within the beautiful heart forever.

At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When confronted, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral, I'm a gynecologist."

At that point the proctologist fainted.
 
Being buried in a warm damp place for all eternity might not be so bad!!!
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