allmost married

[AZHUNTERR]

These two guys meet after not having seen each other for many,
many years.
First guy asks the second guy, "How have things been
going?"
The second guy speaking very slowly, tells the first
guy

"I...w...a...s.....a...l...m...o...s..t......m...a...r...r...i...e...d"
The first guy says in amazement, "Hey, you've lost
your stutter!"
The reply comes,
Yes
....I....w..e..n..t.....t..o...a.....d..o..c..t..o..r...a..n..d...h..e......t..o..l..d.....m..e.....
...t..h..a..t.....i..f.....I.....s..p..e...a..k.....s..l..o..w..l..y.....I....
w..o..u..l..d....n..o..t.....s..t..u .t..t..e..r."
The first friend congratulates him and than asks
about how he was
almost married.

"W..e..l..l,.....m..y.....f..i..a..n..c..e..e.....a..n..d.....I.....w..e..r..e.....s..i..t..t..i..n..g..
..o..n.....h..e..r.....p..o..r..c..h

.
a..n...d.....t..h..e...d..o..g...w..a..s...s..c..r..a..t..c..h..i..n..g
.

h..i..s....b..a..c..k....s..o.....I.....t..o..l..d......h..e..r......t..h..a.t

w...h..e..n.....w..e.....a..r..e.....m..a..r..r..i..e..d,.....s..h..e...c..a..n......d..o.....

t..h..a..t...f..o..r..... m..e......
a..n..d.... t..h..e..n.. s..h..e....t..h..r..e..w.......t..h..e.....
r..i..n..g.....i..n..... m..y.....f..a..c..e."
"Why should she throw the ring in your face for
that?" asks the first friend.
"W..e..l..l, .....I..... s..p..e..a..k.....
s..o.....s..l..o..w..l..y,

..... t..h..a..t..... b..y..... t..h..e......
t..i...m...e..... s..h..e..... l..o..o..k..e..d
...

a..t.....t..h..e...... d..o..g,..... h..e
....w..a..s.......
l..i..c..k..i..n..g.....
h..i..s.....b..#..#..l..s."

 

[RogueWarrior1957]

LOL!

 

[wilecoyote76]

That, my friend, is a gut buster!!

Wilecoyote76

 

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