A little humour for your day

[VikingsGuy]

 

[OntarioHunter]

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The William Tell Overture. Calls for canons firing in the finale but might have been a bylaw against that?

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[noharleyyet]

 

[antelopedundee]

A husband and wife are on the 9th green when suddenly she collapses from a heart attack!

"Help me dear," she groans to her husband.

The husband calls 911 on his cell phone, talks for a few minutes, picks up his putter, and lines up his putt.

His wife raises her head off the green and stares at him.

"I'm dying here and you're putting?"

"Don't worry dear," says the husband calmly, "they found a doctor on the second hole and he's coming to help you.

"Well, how long will it take for him to get here?" she asks feebly.

"No time at all," says her husband. "Everybody's already agreed to let him play through."

 

[antelopedundee]

A gushy reporter told Phil Mickelson, "You are spectacular; your name is synonymous with the game of golf. You really know your way around the course.

What's your secret?"

Mickelson replied, "The holes are numbered."

 

[antelopedundee]

Police are called to an apartment and find a woman holding a bloody
3-iron standing over a lifeless man.

The detective asks, "Ma'am, is that your husband?"

"Yes" says the woman.

"Did you hit him with that golf club?""Yes, yes, I did." The woman begins to sob, drops the club, and puts her hands on her face.
"How many times did you hit him?"
"I don't know -- put me down for a five."

 

[steveshuntn1]

 

[Pucky Freak]

Nighty Nite

 

[Hunter4Life78]

Nighty Nite
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This should be required bedside reading for all members of this forum. IMO

 

[Keep on]

 

[Keep on]

 

[Huntkook]

 

[Wallydeuce]

 

[CRJR45]

 

[Pucky Freak]

This should be required bedside reading for all members of this forum. IMO

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[noharleyyet]

 

[VikingsGuy]

 

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