AZHUNTERR
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>>A blonde bought a new Lexus LS400, and returned the next day, complaining that she couldn't figure out how the radio worked. The salesman explained that the radio was voice activated.
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>"Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
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>The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
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>"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
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>The blond drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,
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>"Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
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>One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid him.
>"ASSHOLES!" she yelled.......
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>.......Then the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks, began to play.
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>"Watch this!" he said..."Nelson!"
>
>The radio replied, "Ricky or Willie?"
>
>"Willie!" he continued....and "On The Road Again" came from the speakers.
>
>The blond drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time she'd say, "Beethoven", she'd get beautiful classical music, and if she said,
>
>"Beatles!" she'd get one of their awesome songs.
>
>One day, a couple ran a red light and nearly creamed her new car, but she swerved in time to avoid him.
>"ASSHOLES!" she yelled.......
>
>.......Then the French National Anthem, sung by the Dixie Chicks, began to play.
