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> > >Two priests are off to the showers late one night. They undress and
step
> > >into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says
> > >he
> > >has soap in his
> > >room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of
> > >soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway
> > >down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place
> > >to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The
> > >nuns stop and comment on how lifelike he looks. The first nun suddenly
> > >reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
> > >"Oh look" says the first nun, "its a soap dispenser".
> > >To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood....sure
> > >enough
> > >he drops the second bar of soap.
> > >The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and
three
> > >times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells!
> > >"Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion too!"
> >
step
> > >into the showers before they realize there is no soap. Father John says
> > >he
> > >has soap in his
> > >room and goes to get it, not bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of
> > >soap, one in each hand, and heads back to the showers. He is halfway
> > >down the hall when he sees three nuns heading his way. Having no place
> > >to hide, he stands against the wall and freezes like he's a statue. The
> > >nuns stop and comment on how lifelike he looks. The first nun suddenly
> > >reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.
> > >"Oh look" says the first nun, "its a soap dispenser".
> > >To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood....sure
> > >enough
> > >he drops the second bar of soap.
> > >The third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and
three
> > >times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells!
> > >"Mary, Mother of God - Hand Lotion too!"
> >
