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> >> > > A middle aged woman decides to have a facelift for her
> >>birthday. She
> >> > > spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her
> >>way
> >> > > home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before
> >>leaving she
> >> > says
> >> > > to
> >> > > the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do
> >>you think I
> >> > am?"
> >> > > About 32," is the reply. "I'm exactly 47," the woman says
> >>happily.
> >> > > A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the
> >>counter girl
> >> > > the very same question. She replies, "I guess about 29." The
> >>woman
> >> > replies,
> >> > > "Nope, I'm 47."
> >> > > Now, she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a
> >>drug store
> >> > > on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get
> >>some
> >>mints
> >> > > and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds,
> >>"Oh, I'd
> >> > say
> >> > > 30."
> >> > > Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but, thank you."
> >> > > While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man the
> >>same
> >> > > question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is
> >>going.
> >>Although,
> >> > > when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a
> >>woman was. It
> >> > > sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my
> >>hands under
> >> > > your bra. Then I can tell you exactly how old you are."
> >> > > They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets
> >>the best
> >> > > of her. She finally blurts out, "What the heck, go ahead."
> >> > > He slips both of his hands under her blouse and under her bra
> >>and
> >>begins
> >> > > to feel around very slowly and carefully. After a couple of
> >>minutes of
> >> > > this, she says,"Okay, okay,...how old am I?"
> >> > > He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his
> >>hands, and
> >> > > says, "Madam, you are 47."
> >> > > Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how
> >>could
> >> > > you tell?"
> >> > > The old man replies,"Promise you won't get mad?"
> >> > > "No", she says.
> >> > > He replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald'
> >> > > A middle aged woman decides to have a facelift for her
> >>birthday. She
> >> > > spends $5000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her
> >>way
> >> > > home, she stops at a news stand to buy a newspaper. Before
> >>leaving she
> >> > says
> >> > > to
> >> > > the clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do
> >>you think I
> >> > am?"
> >> > > About 32," is the reply. "I'm exactly 47," the woman says
> >>happily.
> >> > > A little while later she goes into McDonald's and asks the
> >>counter girl
> >> > > the very same question. She replies, "I guess about 29." The
> >>woman
> >> > replies,
> >> > > "Nope, I'm 47."
> >> > > Now, she's feeling really good about herself. She stops in a
> >>drug store
> >> > > on her way down the street. She goes up to the counter to get
> >>some
> >>mints
> >> > > and asks the clerk this burning question. The clerk responds,
> >>"Oh, I'd
> >> > say
> >> > > 30."
> >> > > Again she proudly responds, "I am 47, but, thank you."
> >> > > While waiting for the bus to go home, she asks an old man the
> >>same
> >> > > question. He replies, "Lady, I'm 78 and my eye sight is
> >>going.
> >>Although,
> >> > > when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a
> >>woman was. It
> >> > > sounds very forward, but it requires you to let me put my
> >>hands under
> >> > > your bra. Then I can tell you exactly how old you are."
> >> > > They wait in silence on the empty street until curiosity gets
> >>the best
> >> > > of her. She finally blurts out, "What the heck, go ahead."
> >> > > He slips both of his hands under her blouse and under her bra
> >>and
> >>begins
> >> > > to feel around very slowly and carefully. After a couple of
> >>minutes of
> >> > > this, she says,"Okay, okay,...how old am I?"
> >> > > He completes one last squeeze of her breasts, removes his
> >>hands, and
> >> > > says, "Madam, you are 47."
> >> > > Stunned and amazed, the woman says, "That was incredible, how
> >>could
> >> > > you tell?"
> >> > > The old man replies,"Promise you won't get mad?"
> >> > > "No", she says.
> >> > > He replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald'
