2fastnaz
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A woman was shopping at her local supermarket where she selected:
a quart of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she
placed the items in front of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the
belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her
selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're
absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
that?
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
a quart of 2% milk,
a carton of eggs,
a quart of orange juice,
a head of romaine lettuce,
a 2 lb. can of coffee,
and a 1 lb. package of bacon.
As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to
check out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she
placed the items in front of the cashier.
He said, "You must be single."
The woman, a bit startled but intrigued by the
derelict's intuition, looked at her six items on the
belt. Seeing nothing particularly unusual about her
selections she said, "Well, you know what, you're
absolutely correct. But how on earth did you know
that?
The drunk replied, "'Cause you're ugly."
