AZHUNTERR
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A couple has a dog that snores. Annoyed because she
> > > > > > can't sleep, the wife goes to the Vet to see if he can
> > > > > > help. The Vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around
> > > > > > the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
> > > > > > "Yeah, right!" she says.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins
> > > > > > snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to
> > > > > > sleep. Muttering to herself, she goesto the closet
> > > > > > and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully
> > > > > > aroundthe dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops
> > > > > > snoring. The woman is amazed!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from
> > > > > > being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls
> > > > > > asleep, and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks
> > > > > > that maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to
> > > > > > the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it
> > > > > > around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also
> > > > > > works on him, and the woman sleeps soundly.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The man wakes from a drunken stupor and stumbles into
> > > > > > the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he
> > > > > > glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached
> > > > > > to his privates. He is very confused, and as he
> > > > > > walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon
> > > > > > attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head
> > > > > > and looks at the dog and says, "I don't know where we
> > > > > > were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and
> > > > > > second place."
> > > > a cure
> > > > > > can't sleep, the wife goes to the Vet to see if he can
> > > > > > help. The Vet tells the woman to tie a ribbon around
> > > > > > the dog's testicles and he will stop snoring.
> > > > > > "Yeah, right!" she says.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > A few minutes after going to bed, the dog begins
> > > > > > snoring as usual. The wife tosses and turns, unable to
> > > > > > sleep. Muttering to herself, she goesto the closet
> > > > > > and grabs a piece of ribbon and ties it carefully
> > > > > > aroundthe dog's testicles. Sure enough, the dog stops
> > > > > > snoring. The woman is amazed!
> > > > > >
> > > > > > Later that night, her husband returns home drunk from
> > > > > > being out with his buddies. He climbs into bed, falls
> > > > > > asleep, and begins snoring loudly. The woman thinks
> > > > > > that maybe the ribbon will work on him. So she goes to
> > > > > > the closet again, grabs a piece of ribbon, and ties it
> > > > > > around her husband's testicles. Amazingly, it also
> > > > > > works on him, and the woman sleeps soundly.
> > > > > >
> > > > > > The man wakes from a drunken stupor and stumbles into
> > > > > > the bathroom. As he stands in front of the toilet, he
> > > > > > glances in the mirror and sees a blue ribbon attached
> > > > > > to his privates. He is very confused, and as he
> > > > > > walks back into the bedroom, he sees a red ribbon
> > > > > > attached to his dog's testicles. He shakes his head
> > > > > > and looks at the dog and says, "I don't know where we
> > > > > > were or what we did, but, by God, we got first and
> > > > > > second place."
> > > > a cure
