Elkhunter
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A blond girl comes running into the house after school " Mommy, mommy we had to count to 10 in school today and I was the only one that could get past 4. 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10. Mommy is that besause I'm blond?"
" Yes dear, its because your blond"
The next day the blond girl comes in again. " Mommy we had to do the alphabet today and I was the only one that made it to G. a b c d e f g . Nobody else could get past d. Mommy is that because I'm blond"
"Yes dear, it's because your blond"
On the third straight day the blond girl comes in and says " Mommy, me and the other girls were comparing boob size today and I have the biggest ones in the whole class" With that she lifts her shirt and exposes a set of 36C's. " Mommy is that because I'm blond?"
" No dear, thats because your 22 years old."
" Yes dear, its because your blond"
The next day the blond girl comes in again. " Mommy we had to do the alphabet today and I was the only one that made it to G. a b c d e f g . Nobody else could get past d. Mommy is that because I'm blond"
"Yes dear, it's because your blond"
On the third straight day the blond girl comes in and says " Mommy, me and the other girls were comparing boob size today and I have the biggest ones in the whole class" With that she lifts her shirt and exposes a set of 36C's. " Mommy is that because I'm blond?"
" No dear, thats because your 22 years old."
