GunNut76
New member
Your potted plants stay alive.
Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
6am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
You carry an umbrella.
You watch the Weather Channel.
Your friends marry and divorce instead of hooking up and breaking up.
You go from 130 days of vacation time to seven.
Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't
know how to turn down the stereo.
Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
You no longer take naps from noon to 6pm.
Dinner and a movie - the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and
pregnancy test kits.
A $4 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
Grocery lists include more than macaroni and cheese, Diet Pepsi, and Ding Dongs.
"I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink
that much again."
More than 90 percent of the time you spend in front of a computer is for
real work.
You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
6am is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
You carry an umbrella.
You watch the Weather Channel.
Your friends marry and divorce instead of hooking up and breaking up.
You go from 130 days of vacation time to seven.
Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next door don't
know how to turn down the stereo.
Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
You no longer take naps from noon to 6pm.
Dinner and a movie - the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
MTV News is no longer your primary source for information.
You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and
pregnancy test kits.
A $4 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
Grocery lists include more than macaroni and cheese, Diet Pepsi, and Ding Dongs.
"I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink
that much again."
More than 90 percent of the time you spend in front of a computer is for
real work.
You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
