2004 DEMOCRATIC NATIONAL CONVENTION SCHEDULE

[MarvB]

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>6:00 p.m. - Opening flag burning ceremony.
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>6:15 p.m. - Opening secular prayers by Rev. Jesse Jackson and Rev. Al Sharpton
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>6:30 p.m. - Anti-war concert by Barbra Streisand.
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>6:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
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>7:00 p.m. - Tribute theme to France.
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>7:10 p.m. - Collect offerings for al-Zawahri defense fund.
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>7:25 p.m. - Tribute theme to Germany.
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>7:45 p.m. - Anti-war rally (Moderated by Michael Moore)
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>8:25 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
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>8:30 p.m. - Terrorist appeasement workshop.
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>9:00 p.m. - Gay marriage ceremony (both male and female couples)
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>9:30.p.m. - * Intermission * Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
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>10:00.p.m. - Posting the Iraqi Colors by Sean Penn and Tim Robbins
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>10:10 p.m. - Re-enactment of Kerry's fake medal toss.
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>10:20.p.m. - Cameo by Dean 'Yeeearrrrrrrg!'
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>10:30 p.m. - Abortion demonstration by N.A.R.A.L.
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>10:40 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
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>10:50 p.m. - Pledge of allegiance to the UN.
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>11:00 p.m. - Multiple gay marriage ceremony (threesomes, mixed and same
>sex).
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>11:15 p.m. - Maximizing Welfare workshop.
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>11:30 p.m. - 'Free Saddam' pep rally.
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>11:59 p.m. - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.
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>12:00 Midnight - Nomination of democratic candidate.
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>12:30 am - Ted Kennedy proposes a toast.

 

[ELKCHSR]

LOL!!! That was pretty good..