MarvB
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20. "I cain't go in the saloon! Brown Bart's wearin' the same shirt
I'm a-wearin'!"
19. "They call me... Moesha."
18. "Dadgummit, boys, slow down on that vichyssoise or you ain't
gonna have no room for the tiramisu!"
17. "In this town we got a way to deal with murderin' scum like
you, Bart -- civil litigation!"
16. "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN
A DIRTY MUG!"
15. "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction,
let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."
14. "Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little
boys' room."
13. "Injuns! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon!"
12. "Y'know, Badlands Pete... a roaring campfire, good coffee, nice
prairie breeze, just you 'n' me... what say we put on the rhinestone
gowns and dance a jig or two?"
11. "Whose turn is it to change the potpourri in the bunkhouse?"
10. "I'm tellin' ya, I ain't shot no varmints since them PETA
fellers set me straight."
9. "Let's see... hardtack and pemmican... that's three grams of
fat, seven grams of protein, and two starches."
8. "Who let the dogies out?"
7. "You 'n' Slim round up them strays, and I'll tell Cookie to get
started on the gazpacho and the fondue."
6. "That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint who shot my
therapist!"
5. "He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon he had a keen
eye for interior decoration."
4. "Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my rear end look big?"
3. "Dammit, Jake, yer an enabler!"
2. "It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl: men is from Tombstone, women
is from Dodge."
and the Number 1 Line You'll Never Hear in a Western...
"HANG HIM HIGH, BOYS!...no, a little more to the left ...Oops! stop
right there, that's perfect!"
I'm a-wearin'!"
19. "They call me... Moesha."
18. "Dadgummit, boys, slow down on that vichyssoise or you ain't
gonna have no room for the tiramisu!"
17. "In this town we got a way to deal with murderin' scum like
you, Bart -- civil litigation!"
16. "I reckon I'll have me a half-caf double latte with a twist. IN
A DIRTY MUG!"
15. "Gentlemen, rather than get caught up in mindless reaction,
let's draw upon our feminine selves for a more intuitive solution."
14. "Can we postpone this duel till 12:05? I gotta use the little
boys' room."
13. "Injuns! Quick, pull the wagons into an irregular dodecagon!"
12. "Y'know, Badlands Pete... a roaring campfire, good coffee, nice
prairie breeze, just you 'n' me... what say we put on the rhinestone
gowns and dance a jig or two?"
11. "Whose turn is it to change the potpourri in the bunkhouse?"
10. "I'm tellin' ya, I ain't shot no varmints since them PETA
fellers set me straight."
9. "Let's see... hardtack and pemmican... that's three grams of
fat, seven grams of protein, and two starches."
8. "Who let the dogies out?"
7. "You 'n' Slim round up them strays, and I'll tell Cookie to get
started on the gazpacho and the fondue."
6. "That's him! That's the yella-bellied varmint who shot my
therapist!"
5. "He was a strong man, a good marshal, and I reckon he had a keen
eye for interior decoration."
4. "Hey, Buck, do these chaps make my rear end look big?"
3. "Dammit, Jake, yer an enabler!"
2. "It's like I keep tellin' ya, Earl: men is from Tombstone, women
is from Dodge."
and the Number 1 Line You'll Never Hear in a Western...
"HANG HIM HIGH, BOYS!...no, a little more to the left ...Oops! stop
right there, that's perfect!"
Those are pretty good. At first, when I read #19 "They call me... Moesha." I thought it said "They call me... Moosie."
