AZHUNTERR
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Subject: 1 up for the Blonde
> > >>
> > >>Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when
> > >>thefirst guy
> > >>turned to a beautiful blond and made his move by saying, "Let's
> > >>talk.
> > >>I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a
> > >>conversation
> > >>with your fellow passenger."
> > >>
> > >>The blond, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly, and
said
> > >>to the first guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
> > >>"Oh, I don't know," said the player. "How about nuclear power?"
> > >>
> > >>"OK," said the blond. "That could be an interesting topic. But
let
> > >>me ask you
> > >>a question first.
> > >>"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff.
> > >>Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
> > >>patty, and a horse
> > >>produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
> > >>
> > >>"Oh brother," said the guy. "I have no idea."
> > >>
> > >>"Well, then," said the blond, "How is it that you feel qualified
to
> > >>discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
> > >
> >
>
> > >>
> > >>Two strangers were seated next to each other on the plane when
> > >>thefirst guy
> > >>turned to a beautiful blond and made his move by saying, "Let's
> > >>talk.
> > >>I've heard that flights will go quicker if you strike up a
> > >>conversation
> > >>with your fellow passenger."
> > >>
> > >>The blond, who had just opened her book, closed it slowly, and
said
> > >>to the first guy, "What would you like to discuss?"
> > >>"Oh, I don't know," said the player. "How about nuclear power?"
> > >>
> > >>"OK," said the blond. "That could be an interesting topic. But
let
> > >>me ask you
> > >>a question first.
> > >>"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat grass. The same stuff.
> > >>Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat
> > >>patty, and a horse
> > >>produces clumps of dried grass. Why do you suppose that is?"
> > >>
> > >>"Oh brother," said the guy. "I have no idea."
> > >>
> > >>"Well, then," said the blond, "How is it that you feel qualified
to
> > >>discuss nuclear power when you don't know shit?"
> > >
> >
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