Our local ace hardware has an end cap with all of the thread patterns on it. That way you can determine which thread size it is and determine length from there.
I second the emergen-c. I have started taking it every day and have so far been sick free, even while working with multiple sick people. And lots of hand sanitizer.
I just tried cold smoking some cheese for the first time. Used a soldering iron, a soup can and some mesquite chips. Turned out excellent! Never heard of cold smoking honey, I may have to try that.