I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 76). We decided to grab a bite at the food court.
I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors - green, red, orange, and blue.
My dad kept staring at her...
Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Number 10 Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
Number 8 Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich .
Number 7 Give a person a fish and you feed...
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, "Dad, what is the difference between 'potentially' and 'realistically'?"
The father thought for a moment, then answered, "Go ask your mother if shewould sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars. Then ask your sister ifshe would sleep with Brad...
There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was
to process all the mail that had illegible addresses.
One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God
with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what
it was about. The letter read:
Dear God,
I am...
The Dallas Solution
I have a friend who is president of his homeowners association in the suburbs
of Dallas, Texas. They were having a terrible problem with litter near some
of his association's homes. The reason according to my friend is that six
very large, luxurious new houses are being...
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When someone complains about America , it is not allways as it seems:
Cemetery at Normandy
When in England ,at a fairly large
conference, Colin Powell was asked by the Archbishop of
Canterbury if our plans for Iraq were just an example of
empire...
Three strangers strike up a conversation in the airport passenger lounge in Bozeman , Montana , while awaiting their respective flights.
One is an American Indian passing through from Lame Deer. Another is a Cowboy on his way to Billings for a livestock show and the third passenger is a...
25 GREAT TRUTHS
1. In my many years I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress.
-- John Adams
2. If you don't read the newspaper you are uninformed, if you do read the newspaper you are misinformed.
--...
If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
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One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came up --
fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer,and so forth.
However,little Justin was being uncharacteristically quiet, so when the teacher
prodded him...
I hunted area 11 during 3rd season a few yrs ago and saw a few elk. This area is really winter range and now I just cow hunt there in Dec. There were a lot of hunters out when I was there in 3rd season. I was just hunting deer at the time and don't know if the others were after deer or both...
Job Interview in Texas
A man seeking to join an East Texas Sheriff's Department is being interviewed.
The Deputy doing the interview says: "Your qualifications all look good, but there is an attitude suitability test that you must take before you can be accepted."
Then, sliding a service...
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Due to the current financial situation caused by the slowdown in the economy, Congress has decided to implement a scheme to put workers of 50 years of age and above on early retirement, thus creating jobs and...
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Attorney General, Eric Holder, has already said this is one of his major issues. He does not believe the 2nd Amendment gives individuals the right to bear arms. This takes literally 2 clicks to complete. Please vote on this gun issue...
I bought an old German Mfg. 257 Weatherby last yr and am having trouble developing a load. Although this gun was mfg in 1965 it was in new and probably unfired condition so the barrel is not shot out. However, it has a 1-12 twist and not a 1-10 like those mfg. later. As a result, it will...
Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women
And here we go...
#10 - You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.
#9 - You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.
#8 - If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few...