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off the road
Uninsured Cars Off The Road Recently, the City of Dallas , Texas , passed an ordinance stating that if a driver is pulled over by law enforcement and is not able to provide proof of insurance, the car is towed. To retrieve the car after being impounded, they must show proof of insurance... -
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Gene pool adjustments
We may run out of oil, clean water and clean air, but we’ll never run out of STUPID! Here they are, folks: THEY'RE HERE! 2011 DARWIN AWARDS You've been waiting for them with bated breath, so without further ado, here are the 2011 Darwin Awards. Eighth Place In Detroit , a... -
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Hate your job?
When you have an "I Hate My Job day" Try this out: Stop at your pharmacy and go to the Thermometer section and purchase A rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand. When you get home, lock your Doors, draw the curtains and Disconnect the phone... -
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Court ruling
The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in the United States' Capital this Christmas season. This isn't for any religious reason. They simply have not been able to find Three Wise Men in the Nation's Capitol. The search for a Virgin continues. There was no problem... -
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Christmas Poem
Christmas Poem TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS, HE LIVED ALL ALONE, IN A ONE BEDROOM HOUSE MADE OF PLASTER AND STONE. I HAD COME DOWN THE CHIMNEY WITH PRESENTS TO GIVE, AND TO SEE JUST WHO IN THIS HOME DID LIVE. I LOOKED ALL ABOUT, A STRANGE SIGHT I DID SEE, NO TINSEL, NO PRESENTS...- skeet20
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what is you caliber of choice for antelope?
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Tax system explained in beer
THE TAX SYSTEM EXPLAINED IN BEER Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100... If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this... The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing. The fifth would pay $1. The sixth... -
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tax return
The IRS sent my Tax Return back! AGAIN! I guess it was because of my response to the questionnaire: “List all dependents”. I replied... · 12 million illegal immigrants · 3 million crack heads 42 million unemployable people on food stamps 2 million people in over 243 prisons Half of... -
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Divorce Letters
Divorce Letter Dear Wife, I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever. I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to tell me that you quit your job today & that was the last straw... -
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hypnotized
It was entertainment night at the Senior Center. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you all into a trance. I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. The... -
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Grab your glock
Subject: Grab your Glock Try this one and check your accuracy!!! I'll bet you can't play this just once! http://www.politesociety.com/binladenliquors_ol10%5b1%5d.swf -
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Order in the court
These hilarious exchanges are from a book called 'Disorder in the American Courts'. They were recorded verbatim and published by Court Reporters that had the torment of staying calm and remaining professional while these exchanges were actually taking place. ATTORNEY: This myasthenia... -
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Fast thinking old man
An elderly man in Georgia had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back. It was properly shaped for swimming, so he fixed it up nice with picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as... -
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Stopping church Gossip
How To Stop Church Gossip . Mildred, the church gossip, and self-appointed monitor of the church's morals, kept sticking her nose into other people's business. Several members did not approve of her extra- curricular activities, but feared her enough to maintain their silence. She made a... -
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257 Wetherby MK V Delux
German made Weatherby Mark V Delux .257 Weatherby Mag. 24 in. barrel with a Redfield 2x7 scope. This gun has been fired very little and the only blemish is 2 small nicks on top of the barrel that occured by bumping against another guin while moving it in the safe. I have tried to get a good... -
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How times have changed... 50th and 15th!!!
50 bulls What a great story. 50 bulls is unreal. Has he ever shot a cow? -
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Anybody reload ammo?
reloading I agree with what the others have already said. Regarding cost, you have to look at the long term. I have been at it for over 40 years so have amoritized the equipment cost to very reasonable cost per load. You can get a lot of good deals on used equipment if you are not in hurry...
