Freezer
I took a freezer with me when I used to hunt geese in Manitoba but we always stayed in a motel. I carried a long extension cord and would plug in at the motel each night. I only opened it once a day to put more birds in and it kept everything frozen. Before I left home I would put...
wild horses
I don't think you understand the thinking behind this whole wild horse thing.
You see, the 53% of us who pay federal tax have about 70 million of that money spent to use helicopters to locate wild horses which are happy and content in the wild munching grass and creating ponies...
The Gold Urinal
Before Obama was elected President he went to see Bill and Hillary for
some campaign advice, at their spacious home.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked Bill Clinton if he
could use his personal bathroom.
When he entered Clinton's private toilet, he was...
On the first day, God created the dog and said, sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this I will give you a life span of twenty years.
The dog said, "That's a long time to be barking. How about only ten years and I'll give you back the other...
shooter
I have used a shooter for years and like it better than slicing the meat. You get uniform pieces and I can get more in my dehydrater. You also get pieces with the same thickness so the dry more evenly.
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The Postal Services created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it.
The Postal Service noticed that the stamp was not sticking to envelopes.
This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.
After a month of testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a...
Idaho slow
I think it is the usual gov. attitude of who cares, we have always done it that way. I shot a bear last Spring and have called about getting information about it's age from the tooth they took. I was told the results won't be available untill about July. Really, how many bears do...
mounts
I just dust mine off with a soft brissel brush. I only use the brush for that purpose so it doesn't pick up contaminants that could transfer to the mount. There are also some special products on the market for that but I haven't used them
A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi all served as Chaplains
to the students of Northern Michigan University at Marquette in the Upper
Peninsula of Michigan .
They would get together two or three times a week for coffee and to talk
Shop.
One day, someone made the comment that...
Nra
Does anyone have a link to a site that will reveal the financial statements of the NRA. Since they are a not for profit organiization they must post information to the IRS somewhere but I have never been able to find it . I would like to know where they spend their money and what they pay...
An elderly lady was walking on the golf course on the island of Martha's
Vineyard. She slipped and fell.
Obama who was behind her by chance helped her to get up promptly. She
thanked him and he answered
-"It was a pleasure to help you.
Don't you recognize me? I am your president. Are...
Amazing -- it's a simple mathematical exercise that can predict your favorite movie. It must have been created by a real genius. Don't know how it works, but it works every time!
Be honest and don't look at the movie list below till you have done the math! Ok, just humor me and do it!
Try this...
The Pope went on vacation for a few days to visit the rugged mountains of
Alaska.
He was cruising along the campground in the Pope-Mobile when he heard a
frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods.
He found a helpless Democrat wearing shorts, sandals,
a 'Vote for Obama' hat and a...
This is straight forward country thinking...
Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to
liquor.
You may be a Muslim
2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes.
You may be a Muslim
3. You have more...