Great lakes
I try to go out on a charter at least once a year on Lake Michigan and go out of Benton Harbor which is just north of Chicago. Starting in May you get a lot of coho and as the summer goes on you get less fish but they tend to be larger. By Labor Day the fishing tends to get less...
Staining antlers
I have had good luck just using a walnut wood stain. Apply with a rag, let it set a bit and then wipe off the excess. Keep doing it until you get the color shade you want.
The Indians on a the Aamjiwnaang First Nation reservation in Grand Bend asked their new chief if the coming winter was going to be cold or mild.
Since he was a chief in a modern society, he had never been taught the old secrets. When he looked at the sky, he couldn't tell what the winter was...
Once upon a time there was a king who wanted to go fishing.
He called on the royal weather forecaster, a very important position, and inquired as to the weather forecast for the next few hours.
The weatherman assured him that there was no chance of rain in the coming days.
So the king went...
A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop one day and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.
"Of course, madam," replied the sales clerk, "exactly what type and...