Agree a quarter bore would be a cool addition. If you really want to tinker build yourself a 25 souper. Roberts is the workhorse while souper is that weird uncle that shows up from time to time with a different girlfriend and that old Porsche 944.
Sorry man. I was in the same boat. Not sure if it makes you feel any better But my buddy and I withdrew from the general tag pool when New Mexico gave us some Gila tags! Better chances for you maybe?
we have done a couple of pizza nights where we all build our own pizza's. Kids like it but it does make a bit of a mess with the flour all over the place.
the brisket I did over easter was a big hit. I fired it up at 5am tweaked the vents a bit before church and after getting home the temp had gone down a bit but a little more air and it was back where it should be in no time. Plus it only used about half of the charcoal/wood on a 12 hour smoke.