I finally thought of one. A legal animal that you couldn't make me pull the trigger on. The bearded hen. I know there are people that say "BuT iTs LeAgOl" (looking at you Steven Rinella) but I say anybody that can't tell the difference between a hen and a gobbler shouldn't be allowed to carry a...
I went to our local NWTF banquet and the speaker was talking about how they had 17 million in the bank and all I could think was "you guys couldn't find ANYTHING to spend it on?"